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Joke of the Day
"The true test of any loving relationship is having two phones and only one functioning charger."
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"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"
"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."
"How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor."
"It is well known..."
"How do you know when your sister is on her period? (NSFW) Your dad's dick tastes like blood."
"""Better out than in,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon."
"Guys with ponytails are clearly vampires because there's no way you can actually see yourself in a mirror & still think that looks good."
"Anything is 'bite size' if your mouth is big enough."
"""Oh, we're going for a 30 second car ride? OK, let me gather all of my worldly possessions and get a little naked."" - my 2 year old"