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Joke of the Day
"Did You guys hear what the Jews did when they rioted? They threw Mazel Tov Cocktails"
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"I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new one's."
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"I overheard my wife singing in the shower. ""You should go on America's Got Talent,"" I told her. ""I can't sing,"" she replied. I said, ""Exactly."""
"Discovering a clever way to cut the character count of a tweet. Th@."