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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Trump and a Halloween pumpkin? The pumpkin is bright."
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"You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"
"MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK."
"Did you hear about the guy with 5 dicks? ...his pants fit like a glove."
"What's the difference between unhealthy lipids and a tumblrina? One is a trans fat, the other is a fat trans."
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol? Depends, what is yours?"
"Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle. Easy when I have a knife."
"Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones? He wanted to buy stock options."
"I'll chat, and I'll chit chat, but I'll never just chit."
"What did the Egyptian boy say to the Egyptian girl? ""Come behind the pyramid, I'll make you a mummy"""