45950
Joke of the Day
"Why do they say you are what you eat? I don't know but everyone calls me an asshole."
Next Joke
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"
"Whenever someone's robbing my house, I pretend I'm robbing it too then I make off with as much of my stuff as possible."
"What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry? Fetus"
"Seminar topic at the annual vampire conference ""How to Deal with Stakeholders"""
"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"Santa goes to Ethiopia. Starving kid says in his winding breath: *Santa presents...!* Santa says: **Santa doesn't gift children who doesn't eat properly!**"
"What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman? The car salesman knows he is lying."