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Joke of the Day

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"Why did the male ghost get scared after the female ghost said ""boo""? The male ghost wasn't ready for a committed relationship."

"Him: your so funny, smart & beautiful how are you still single Me: *you're"

"Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?"

"What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car? A Corps vet in a Corvette."

"If you are charged with possession of marijuana Is it called joint custody?"

"doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad"

"Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary? He ran out of patients."

"Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad"

"Do you know why turds are tapered? So your butt hole doesn't slam shut."