45824

Joke of the Day

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

Next Joke
 
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because it had nobody to go with."
"firemen keep harvesting my cat tree"
"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An electron"
"I'd like to think that my exes see me as ""the one who got away,"" but it's probably more like ""the one who got away from the police."""
"Palpatine what was your involvement in 9/11? Flew it."
"Why couldn't the children see their father after his sex change? Because he was trans-parent"
"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."
"Politics is just show business for ugly people."