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Joke of the Day
"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."
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"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."
"PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol"
"I bet when slutty girls get cremated instead of ashes the family just gets an urn full of glitter."
"If you say ""people either love me or hate me"" it's a pretty safe bet that most of them hate you."
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""
"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"
"just ate about 3 pounds of eggplant parm. time to fuck."
"Fact Every 60 seconds in Ukraine a minute passes"
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