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Joke of the Day

"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop with the endless flamingo impressions. So I had to put my foot down."

"What's more dangerous than being with a fool ? Fooling with a bee !"

"Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? Me"

"My favourite two word joke. Dwarf (_) &nbsp; ( _)>- &nbsp; (_) Shortage &nbsp; [By Jimmy Carr]"

"Where does a Martian go for a drink? A Mars Bar"

"Why are Asian students so smart? Because they keep trying to take Engrish classes but end up in Engineering."

"What do you call a Vagina's Poem? A Solliloqueef"