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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the pizza guy's joke? He has excellent delivery."
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"Did you hear about the problem in Pakistan where smoking a scorpion gets you high? Well only the men get high, the women get stoned"
"Injured myself dancing last night but fortunately I'm eligible for Twerkman's Comp."
"If I were to redesign the alphabet I would place D as the 8th letter. ... just so that 8 == D."
"Me: Why is gay marriage such an issue now-a-days? Friend: Because people are FUCKING ASSHOLES! This can be taken in two ways and both are correct."
"''I want to ruin some songs today.'' -The producers of Glee every morning."
"Just back from the market. TIL People also stop using deodorant or soap for Ramadan."
"A guy walked into a bar... ouch"
"How would you describe frankenstein's birth? Shocking!"
"Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more."