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Joke of the Day

"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"

"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"

"NERD JOKE: What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house? Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? He finally woke up."

"If the World Trade Center was in India.... Would the terrorist attack be on 7/11?"

"Blowjobs after marriage... Is sad joke."

"Thought you guys might enjoy this.. What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! Yes. It is stupid but it makes me smile. Anyone have a stupid joke like this that just makes you laugh?"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'neek up on him. How do you catch a TAME rabbit?"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes. A FSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do."