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Joke of the Day
"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"
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"There's only one thing I hate more than outdated references and racism... ....The ""I have a Dream"" speech."
"What is something we all lost? The Game"
"So a blind man walked into a bar.. It really hurt"
"How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it?"
"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."
"Do you know the meaning ""Happy wife, happy life""? I tend to go with ""Happy wife, extended life."""
"Oh white people, is there anything you won't try to fix with a 5K run/walk?"
"If April showers bring May flowers... then May flowers bring Pilgrims."
"I watched craps at the casino for over an hour tonight until security finally dragged me out of the bathroom."