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Joke of the Day
"My life is a nightmare since they legalized gay marriage Because I have Iridophobia."
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"How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard."
"I would feel morally obligated to eat whatever I kill... So please don't try to rob my house..."
"(Sigh) I thought ""The Scarlet Letter"" was a book about red stationery...."
"How do you hold an umbrella for a feminist without offending said feminist? She doesn't need one. The glass ceiling keeps her dry."
"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty good. ( )"
"What's purple and chained to my front porch? That's my nigger and I'll paint him whatever color I want!"
"An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction"
"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""
"my ex-gf had multiple personalities it was like having sex with a diff woman everynight except the time she turned into some guy named harry"