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"Hoarding's great. Collectively speaking."
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"Donald Trump's plan to build a wall might actually work. The Chinese built a huge wall, and they have almost no Mexicans in their country."
"I used to date a baker... But she was too kneady."
"An Irishman walks into a bar.... And then another Irishman walks into the bar. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one. And another one."
"Did you hear about the monkey who was a virgin and didn't care? Zero fucks gibbon. (sorry)"
"A joke about mods [deleted]"
"A little boy went up to his father and asked, ""Dad, where did my intelligence come from?"" His father replied, ""well, son, you probably got it from your mom, because I still have mine."""
"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile I told her, ""that's an awfully big word for a six year old""."
"Why do woman out live men? They don't have wives"
"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"