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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it."

"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""

"What advantage do gay black guys have over gay white guys? They only have to come out to their mother."

"Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy."

"LIKE IF... You've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing."

"The question is not what am I doing in your house, the question is why are you home from work early?"

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 20% off."

"What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A manila folder!!!"