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Joke of the Day

"Today's a beautiful day... After all, nothing beats Mayweather."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Hot."

"Gay marriage is legal now So... Is the internet over now? Do we go on vacation?"

"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration."

"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"

"What is it called when Batman skips church? .....Christian Bale."

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven..."

"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."

"[eulogy] ""Before we get started I'd like to ask Jenny, Dawn, Rachel, the deceased's 2 sons and the entire front row to put down your phones"""