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Joke of the Day

"[my first day as a financial investor] ""I'm going all in on this Acme Corporation. Anybody want a piece?"""

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ... Then I thought, look what's telling me that."

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"

"I've never fucked a poofter, but I've fucked a bloke who has."

"What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention? You just Amblein."

"A dude goes to the doctor , the doctor says ""sir you have to stop masturbaiting "" the patient asks why? The doctor goes ""cause i'm trying to examine you"""

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American."

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts"