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Joke of the Day
"If I could be indestructible for a day, its scary how many sharks I'd make out with."
Next Joke
"I didn't want to believe my father was stealing from the transportation department. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is... Scaring men is easy."
"Whats the point in picking up a bag of pills... ...if you are just going to drop them?"
"My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she said ""is that the best you can do?""."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."
"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."
"What do you call it when Kony drinks too much? Cognac"
"Scared the mailman today by going to the door completely naked. Not sure what scared him more, my naked body or that I knew where he lived."
"I was passing a Chinese restaurant the other day on my way home... And thought ""when in Rome"" so I got general tso's"