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Joke of the Day

"Blood is Thicker than water, but maple syrup is Thicker than blood. Therefore, pancakes are more important than family."

"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."

"During sex it's perfectly fine to say 'yeah', 'yes', 'oh yes'..but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming 'Yep' .."

"Trigger warning!! The next 4 years in America"

"Why can't animals ever have an olympics? Because there's always a cheetah"

"I knew a woman who was very liberal with her kids. She had them aborted."

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""

"My friend works at subway... I guess you could say she'll really be rolling in the DOUGH."

"How do people want Trump right now? [removed]"