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Joke of the Day
"How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants? He used an eyepatch"
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"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"
"two bears walk into a bar no one survived."
"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""
"[first day as a masseuse] Me: [closing book] ""...& they all lived happily ever after"" Customer: ""That's not what I meant by 'happy ending'"""
"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Filled with cream"
"What did the Nazi say to the pregnant Jew? I see you have another Jew in the oven."
"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."
"A man visits a prostitute The man says, ""I want to have sex with you for $200, but then I also want to hit you"" The prostitute asks, ""For how long?"" The man replies, ""Until I have my money back!"""