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Joke of the Day

"Patient To Doctor Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"How do you get a kleenex to dance? You put a little boogie in it"

"what do you call the people who were protecting a van? the vanguard"

"Baby come over. I'm coming over. Using walkie talkies in bed is strange over."

"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."

"Role playing in the bedroom was fun until my wife gave me a speeding ticket."

"I like my women like I like my onion rings. Battered."

"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."

"Have you ever heard a joke with no punchline?"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a bass guitarist? A large pizza can feed a family of four!"