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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend told me stop singing wonderwall. I said maaaaybe...."
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"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"
"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""
"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"
"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."
"Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't and I have the fish to prove it!"
"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."
"Never compliment a woman on her sideburns ............no matter how magnificent they look."
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."
"What do you call a ceramicist with a beard? A Harry Potter"