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Joke of the Day
"Remember, your toilet is just afraid of you as you are of it."
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"79 million people are without access to drinkable water Though on the bright side, the number is decreasing!"
"The interviewer asked, ""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" The job candidate responded, "" I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."" Use it while you can, people!"
"[in bed] ""No, I'm serious Amy. If this were a buddy cop movie would you try to avenge my murder even after the Chief took your gun & badge?"""
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."
"If two vegetarians fight.... Do they have beef?"
"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."
"why did the tomato cross the road? to become ketchup"
"Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America? ""Mmmm. Move Over."""
"I just drove in from a Transformers convention... ... and boy, are my arms tires!"