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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. ALL credit goes to /u/eternityinspace had to share it!"

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin."

"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"

"What is the most expensive type of prostitute? Whoreganic"

"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."

"The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they're gone"

"Poker? I barely know her!"

"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."

"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"