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Joke of the Day

"There is a piece of aluminum foil blowing across the road and all I can think is that one of you is without your protective headgear today."

"We don't have locker rooms in Asia. We have ROCKER ROOMS! Hell Yeah! ~~solly~~"

"What do you call an army of toddlers? Infantry."

"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"

"Word on the streets is.... ""LOADING ONLY"""

"I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe."

"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."

"Waking up an hour early gives you an extra hour to wish you were still in bed."

"If you can fold a fitted sheet I'm 99% sure you graduated from Hogwarts."

"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"