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Joke of the Day
"One group of people still can't get married in the US Ugly people"
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"What happens if you play a country song backward? You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up."
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"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."
"Give a man a fish and he will think, ""What a creepy gift."" Teach a man to fish and he will think, ""My god, I have never known such boredom"""
"Seriously how much of Krypton fell to earth and how do bad guys keep finding it? You're Superman, handle your shit. This ain't a game, dawg."
"A giraffe walks into a bar... Says, ""High balls on me!"""
"The other day I was laying down a carpet... ...and my friend Speedy Gonzales was helping me. At one point I said, ""Have I missed anything, Speedy?"" And Speedy says, ""Underlay, underlay!"""
"What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe Roberto"
"Apparently watching your lover sleep is only romantic when they know who you are."