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Joke of the Day

"Luis Suarez has confessed he had planned on biting Wayne Rooney. However,he also said he doesn't like the taste of shit."

"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo."

"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"

"My Dad died recently, but unfortunately I slept in and missed the funeral I guess I'm not a mourning person"

"Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport? For a free cavity search."

"Internet Explorer. The number one browser..... For downloading other browsers."

"Just found out I've been using my Britta pitcher wrong for the last 2 months #nofilter"

"A young boy came up to his mother crying, when his mother asked him what was wrong, He said, ""I went to Jared"""

"I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay."

"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"