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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if the Pope has any pets... Yeah they are called altar boys."
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"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"
"What do you call a depressed dog eating honeydew ? A meloncollie"
"There's no ""I"" in ""denial""."
"I tried to duck it, but I just wasn't quack! enough."
"I hate lying people, they're always in my way to the ocean."
"If someone starts talking to you, easily get out of the conversation by nodding while climbing the nearest tree."
"What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism"
"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Love means nothing to them."