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Joke of the Day

"Hey, Lucy! Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?"

"Hey bro, how did you get so strong? By picking up chicks in the gym"

"My first language is condescension. You wouldn't understand it."

"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"

"Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? A: Depends on how many were photographed."

"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."

"Chuck Norris walked in a chinese restaurant and asked for Chicken Parmesan with Bruschetta bread...and got it."

"Say what you will about deaf people..."

"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"

"I'm starting a dating app for people who live in Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE"