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Joke of the Day

"If you are cold just stand in a corner They are usually around 90 degrees"

"what""s the difference between tuna and chicken? a shower"

"Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died? She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside..."

"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"

"That worked out so much differently in my head. - an autobiography"

"Today, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall... ...As he turned and sneered at me, I thought: 'that's a little condescending'."

"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"

"What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers."

"Doctor: Nurse how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet."

"My step-dad's pretty cool. Not as cool as my fence-dad, though. Roof-dad is okay. What is a father?"