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Joke of the Day
"I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires."
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"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"
"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."
"Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go!"
"""Give it to me!"" she said, ""I'm so fcuking wet, give it to me right now!"" And I replied, ""Fcuk you, it's my umbrella!"
"Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!"
"What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger? One was fired, the other was terminated"
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"....So carrying a ""wet floor"" sign and putting it down immediately after using your best pickup line on a woman is frowned upon!"
"The most perfect method to say the perfect punch-line. /pnt.lan/ assuming of course you know how to read ""phonetic transcription""."