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Joke of the Day

"If you have to pick up 9 cans on your desk before you find the one with beer in it, you........ you'd forget the fucking punch line too."

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

"So there's a hot tub full gays... A condom floats to the surface and one of them says: ""Alright, who farted?"""

"What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common? Everybody gets a piece."

"Alcohol doesn't make you fat... it makes you Lean... on tables, chairs & random ugly people...or sometimes floors"

"A Higgs boson walks into a church... The priest says, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here."" The Higgs boson replies, ""But without me, how can you have mass?"""

"What do you call a hooker in winter? A snowblower."

"You have a life"