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Joke of the Day

"Dad got his son a birthday card A dad got his son a bday card that said ""Holey cow! It's your birthday!"" And it had a picture of a cow with holes in it."

"Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend? Prose before hoes."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He died instantly."

"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"

"I feel like a 100 bucks. Yeah, that bad."

"A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talk TO EACH OTHER instead of about each other."

"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."

"Did you hear about the spilt milk? It was an udder disaster...."

"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"What do you say to a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?"