35588
Joke of the Day
"Nice try, nine out of the ten days in a 10-day forecast."
Next Joke
"What is the scientific name for a crippled tyrannosaurus rex ? Tywalkasoreus Rex"
"In shop class... student: where do you keep your nails? teacher: on my hands, where else?"
"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"What sound do two photons make when they hit each other? \*Planck!*"
"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."
"Why couldn't the teddy bear eat any more of its dinner? It was stuffed."
"What is a soup-lover's favorite sport? Bowling"
"How do the Chinese vote? With their erections."