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Joke of the Day

"I have to stop saying ""How stupid can you be"" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth? Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound."

"I knew a guy obsessed with baking pastries. He was a real dough-nut."

"Sometimes I feel bad because when I don't have anything funny to post, then I remember I'm not in the entertainment business."

"Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks."

"whats the difference between cancer and black people? cancer got jobs. (too soon.)"

"I am absolutely mortified right now. I sent someone a DM to my small business center and TinyURL shortened it to http://tinyurl.com/acockk"

"This DLC is getting out of hand... The DVLA want me to pay 60 to add three points to my driving license, because I beat my high score!"

"How are fat girls and mopeds similar? They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to find out."