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Joke of the Day

"'babe, i'm ready' -says my wife, from the bedroom 'be right there' -i say from the bathroom, trying furiously to untangle my yo-yo string"

"WARNING! Sickest joke ever. How do you know if your sister is on the rag? Dad's dick tastes like blood."

"How many Karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? [repost] I don't care. I'm just doing this for the upvotes, but I think the other guy said ten... or 500... something like that."

"How much dessert does a dieting Jedi eat at an Italian restaurant? Only one cannoli."

"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."

"Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Disaster"

"What do you call an anti-social black man? A brown recluse."

"When I hear someone complain that their towns are boring with nothing to do, all I hear is a boring person who doesn't know how to have fun."

"Just reported a car stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the window were white"

"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked."""