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Joke of the Day
"I just realized we cook bacon and bake cookies, get it together English."
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"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. 205, 204, 203, 202, 201... She'll make a great soup."
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"If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party"
"What car does Woody drive? AUDI ADUI ADUI!"
"My statistics professor told me I was average... ... I told her ""that's Mean""."
"How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes? Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline."
"My wife said she has had enough of me because I always get my directions mixed up... So I just packed my bags and right..."
"Hey baby, are you a cloud server? Because I have something to upload from my hard drive."
"Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired. :("