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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the joke about the alarm? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."

"What's a shopaholic's favourite boy band? NSYNC"

"I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows..."

"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."

"I went to get a haircut today... ...but I couldn't remember what I wanted off the top of my head, so I left."

"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"

"Why did Donald Trump watch the olympics? To see how high the mexicans pole vaulters can jump"

"Nobody is saving anything on car insurance. We're all being ripped off."

"5 shots + 18 beers = 6 apologies"