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Joke of the Day

"I don't mind getting the stink-eye when I say, ""Happy Whatever Holiday You're Weirdly Touchy About,"" because THAT is the spirit of Whatever."

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? ""Juan"""

"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."

"Did you hear about Trump's import tax assessment? It's tariff-eyeing"

"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."

"What do you call a race run by baristas? A **decaf**alon"

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"Have you heard about the psychic dwarf that escaped from prison last week? You should see the headlines: ""Small Medium at Large"""

"How do you know a woman is wearing tights? - Her knees swell up when she farts."