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Joke of the Day

"Why does Richard have a small dick? Because Dick is short for Richard."

"What's the difference between r/jokes and your mom's vagina? Your mother's vagina gets some new content every once in a while."

"After working a construction site in the blistering heat all summer, it made me really miss my old gig. Because 7/11 was an inside job."

"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"

"What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?? Slow down and maybe use some lube..."

"where do you take a sick horse? The horspital"

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"This soup tastes funny Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?"

"What does Pong and WW1 have in common? It's not about strategy, but endurance."