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Joke of the Day
"I'm thankful for the Buffalo Soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings."
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"I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash."
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"What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur? Her clitosaurus..."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."
"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"
"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? I can't make a vitamin..."
"Cheer up Hilary! At least you won't have to work at the same desk that Monica spent so much time under."
"Cheap prostitutes are like coffee If you put your dick in them it's gonna burn"
"A teacher was fired for not letting kids out at the end of the day unless they gave her fresh coffee. It was grounds for dismissal."