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Joke of the Day

"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."

"What did one priest say to the other priest? ""Do you know where my son is?"" ""Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."""

"What's the best fantasy book? A bible"

"Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick? To see if he was done cooking."

"Turns out, if I dress like a French maid, my husband doesn't make me clean."

"Three helium atoms walk into a bar HeHeHe"

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""

"Your mom is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks balls and then gets laid in the closet."