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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Million Dollar Dutch Lottery? It's great! If you win, you gat a dollar each year... for a million years."

"Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers ""Taxi!"""

"Did you know? If you took a man's small intestine and stretched it all the way out from end to end, you would go to jail."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"

"What starts with F and ends with UCK? Fuck"

"Where's the best place to go on the first date? All the way"

"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"

"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."

"What do you call a monk who walks everywhere in bare feet, has poor bone density and really bad breath? A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

"Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted."