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Joke of the Day
"If there's two things I've learned in life It's that I'm awful at counting."
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"Why do people love their smartphones so much? Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)"
"Watching commercials about retirement homes makes my boner reach for the stars."
"Scientists say four out of five people suffer from diarrhea... I'm just wondering, does that mean that *one* other person enjoys it?"
"[jumps in getaway car after bank robbery] ""They said no I couldn't have any money"" Damn it, they make it look so easy in the movies"
"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese."
"Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape."
"In WWII soldiers left burlesque magazines around so if an enemy found it he'd yell ""HOt DOG"" then howl like a wolf & give away his position"
"Why are pills white ? Because they work."
"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."