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Joke of the Day

"What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade."

"The Top Three things for Halloween you can do now in North Carolina: #3 Swim with the sharks, #2 Have an account on Ashley Madison, #1 riding a street car in Charlotte NC."

"[farts on a windy day] Go. Be among your own kind."

"I hate roller coasters. They always have so much potential, then they go downhill."

"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."

"I hate w.hen my period comes early"

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"NSFW I Had Sex With My Teacher Re-Dux I'm self-taught."

"Why is santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year..."

"I thought my watch ran out of battery power... It scared me for a second."