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Joke of the Day
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass Doctors describe his condition as stable"
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"I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew."
"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"