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Joke of the Day
"It weirds me out my phone won't swear. What, is it religious?"
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"If you drop food on the floor in public, it's proper etiquette to look around and see who noticed before shoving it in your mouth."
"I fed the pigs at my farm their food, I guess I could say they went ham"
"My Girlfriend"
"Hit me baby, one more time. Chris Brown should date Britney Spears."
"Dude, you're so black that when you wash yourself with soap... ... You have to wash the soap itself with washing powder afterwards."
"Who has to always be on there toes? A midget at a urinal."
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
"Wish I had the confidence of a small child having a meltdown at the shopping mall."
"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."