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Joke of the Day

"Dicksuckers Cramp Guy 1: ""You know what this face is?"" *Holds mouth open in an O* Guy 2: ""No, what?"" Guy 1: ""Dicksuckers Cramp, get it?"" Guy 2: ""Yeah"" Guy 1: ""How often?"""

"Why do they call it multiple personality disorder and not being a people-person?"

"Sadly, my day requires pants."

"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."

"Did you hear about the kleptomaniac who went to the theater the other day? He stole the show!"

"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."

"Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math."

"A man so poor... A man is so poor that he is unable to pay his exorcist. As a result he was repossessed."

"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."

"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."