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Joke of the Day

"I told facebook my concerns about lack of privacy; they said they already knew how I felt about it."

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"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"
"[Gets a Netflix notification on phone] FRIEND: Is that your ex? ME: [Lying] No."
"Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant? Because they always miss their target!"
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that."
"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."
"What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet? They're both off and running."
"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"
"Did you know in the state of Kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... She just becomes your cousin"