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Joke of the Day

"Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's."

"What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks? DINO-MITE!"

"P is for psychic.... Pumpkin squash!!"

"Why do lesbians shop at the Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."

"How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, but it's at least 6, because my basement is still dark!!"

"I can't direct you the ingredients to the ultimate diet shake.... But I can show you the whey"

"Whenever I have trouble getting out of a hot shower, I simply count down from 100. Today I got to -634."

"My girlfriend's reason for leaving me was because she still hadn't found what she was looking for I replied with ""oh, U2"""

"If I swollow A weener whole, will it come out the same way? I feel like it would be really good if that happened."

"What would people call an old John Cena? John Senile"