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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist? Willing suspension of disbelief."

"Guys, I think I found the Cure to Aids! It requires having a Magic Johnson."

"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."

"What's Jay-Z's favorite city to perform in? SHEBOY-gan You're welcome"

"[chef interview] BOSS: Are you familiar with kitchen jargon ME: Yeah, that means you're missing a jar"

"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"

"What does Massive Attack call Parkinson's Disease? Interia Creeps Moovin' Up Slowly"

"How was my soup? Souperb."

"How many gay guys can you fit on a stool? 4 if you flip it upside down."

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."