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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Puberty"
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"Hey, are you -273.15C? Yeah, I'm 0K thanks."
"A virus that wipes out every photo filter across the internet but leaves the photos."
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."
"If only there were mosquito nets in Africa... We could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS."
"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""
"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."
"What's brown & rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."