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Joke of the Day
"My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner."
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"Why could the chef not cook a tree branch? Because he used a non-stick pan."
"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."
"More like ""Arsey Cola"""
"What is heavy forward but not backward? Ton"
"I told my friend not to cry over spilled milk. I mean come on, just because I spilled boiled milk over her"
"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"
"My friend thinks I'm too indecisive. I'm not sure what to think of that."
"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."
"Two antennae got married... The ceremony was alright, but the reception was GREAT!"